Chapter 11 Doesn't Mean It's Over

I know the stores went under (including the one in my mall, RIP), but word on the street is they're opening an online store any day now. I have to recommend them because they sell the best high-powered binoculars. Very helpful in case you need to check on hostages from a distance.

i could spend hours in this store! who even comes up with half of the ideas of these products is beyond me, but i am first in line to test them out! the massage chairs are an obvious lure... but i suggest spending the time oogling over every product. if you're anything like me, you'll be baffled and enthralled at every single thing in there.